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The funny mentality of students:
Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading
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My attitude in exams:
My ATITTUDE In Exams.
They Give Me Questi0ns Which i don’t Know.
So…..
I Give Them Answers Which They D0nt Know.
Tit 4 Tat..:-
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New Exams Pattern:
NEW Xam Pattern::
General Students ::Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
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4 Years Of Study:
4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=)
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If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies:
If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,
Sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!
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Beauty, Freshness and Dreams:
Beauty
Freshness
Dreams
Truth
Imagination
Feeling
Faith
Trust
This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :->
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I Hereby Declare That Answers:
Student?S Declaration At The End Of Answer Paper. It Reminds Me Of Disclaimer Notices!
I Hereby Declare That Answers Written Above R True 2 The Best Of Mine
& My Friend?S Knowledge & I Claim No Responsibility Whatsoever 4
Any Mistakes.
Whatever I Have Written Is Truly Fictitious & Any Resemblance With The Subject Matter Is Purely Coincidental
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After Our Exam:
Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song
Guess.!
?Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)
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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein:
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein Parhi Ja Sakti Hai?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Month
Prof: 1 Week
Student: Pehle Ye Batao Paper Kab Hai?
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University Ka 1 Student:
University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Par Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade Uthate.
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Papers Ki Roti:
Papers Ki Roti.
Notes Ka Achaar.
Tube Light Ki Kirne.
Questions Ki Bahar.
Teachers Ki Dushmani.
Dostoo Ka Pyaar..So>>
MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR?
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As Long As Learning:
As Long As Learning Is Connected With Earning,
As Long As Certain Jobs Can Only Be Reached Through Exams,
So Long Must We Take This Examination System Seriously.
If Another Ladder To Employment Was Contrived,
Much So-Called Education Would Disappear,
And No One Would Be A Penny The Stupider.
E. M. Forster
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