Fun vs Funny
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Pehle karte hum dost baatein cafe mein
Peetay the coffee waghera cafe mein
Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se
Khoob hoti thi masti cafe mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar ho gaya hai telephone chatting se
Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein
humse chatting se
Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai English
kharab chatting se Hoti thi
bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain
ab chatting se
Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat ho gayee hai chatting se !
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chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
*Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI”
Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo
kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?
sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always Time for Me 2 disturb You
jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
sms karny per paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)
Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati
har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe
or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.
Kya leker aye the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge
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Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.
Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
jo dil ke sare dard baant le,
aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai……….!
Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
mujè yaad rakh ‘beshak naam na le,
tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,
meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai.
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.
Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah.
1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum,
dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,
jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME….
Fir bhi “TANHA” hume chod jate ho tum
Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
hum to vaise bhi akele the,
kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai,
Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane,
Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain.
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.
Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,
log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,
dil mein rakha hai unko ,
log na jane kyon juda kehte hain
Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte
hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai
Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai,
aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,
aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain,
jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate
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Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai….
Employee’s reply… Arz kiya hai………
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hote hai….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai….
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sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun si manzil par liye ja raha hoon.
Doodh Mein Uria, Mineral Water Mein Castic Soda,
Pepsi Aur Coke Mein Pesticide, Yani Pani Wani Bhi Kharab,
Ab Hum Kya Kare, Pure Bachi Bhi Hai To Sirf Yeh Sharab..
Botal Chupa dena kafan mein meri
Shamshan mein piya karunga
Jab mangega hisab khuda ;
To use bhi peg bana kar diya karunga…
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girl friend milana chahati hain magar uski mami milane nahi deti
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Message pe message bhejti ho,
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.
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To mera kya qasoor zamaane ka qasoor
Jisne dastoor banaaya
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main HELLO kaha
aur dono ka pyar ho gaya
bahut sare batein ki
bahut sare ujagari raate bitai
unki yadon mein
patahi nahi chala pyar ka khumar mein
raat din kaise nikal gayi
magar kabhi mil nahi paya
kyu ki woh mujhe internet mein hi mili thi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
na main unko janu
na woh mujhe pehchane
kyu ki dono ka PROFILE hi BLANK THA
kuch na tha ki unki pata dhun lu
dil mein jag utha pyar
dil mein hi dafan ho gaya
aaj tak unko dhun nahi paya
kyu ki unka e-mail: ID hi
YAHOO se COLLAPSE ho gaya !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai
Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se
Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai,
Merey MSN Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai Uss Ko
Hum Doosron Se Chat Karna Bhool Gaye,
Mouse Thaam Ke Aisey Bethey Hain
Click Karna Hum Bhool Gaye
Aaj Tak Buddy List Main
Woh Chanchal Buddy Away Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Raat Bhi Aakey Chalee Gayee
Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaaye.
Par Uss Ke Aik Message Ko Hum
Aay Husan Ke Maalik Taras Gaye.
Kab Piyaas Bhujay Gee Meri Chatting Ki
Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai.!
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jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon….jaane kyon…
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai
log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain
aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain
jaane kyon..jaane kyon,,,
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
affair best frnds main ladai karata hai
affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai
affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai
affair bahut badnami karata hai
akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai
jaane kyon ..jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaanekyon
lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
jhoot har such aur such har jhoot ho jata hai
payar ki gaadi main 5th gear lag jata hai
aur yun affair zindagi ka safar ban jata hai
jaane kyon… jaane kyon
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Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Teamwork Ki Chatai Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Laga Rahta Hai
Schedule Ko Failane Mae
Targets Ko Khiskaane Mae
Roz Naye-Naye Bahane Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
Commutation Ke Waqt Soya Karta Hai
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Chai Aur Samose Ke Pyar Mae
Cigeratte Ke Khumar Mae
Birdwatching Ke Vichar Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Khoya Hai
Reminders Ke Jawaab Mae
Na Milne Wale Hisaab Mae
Behtar Bhavishya Ke Khwaab Mae
Engineer Woh Hai Jise Intezaar Hai
Weekend Night Manane Ka
Boss Ke Chhutti Jaane Ka
Increment Ki Khabar Aane Ka
Engineer Woh Hai Jo Sochta Hai
Kaash Padhai Pe Dhyaan Diya Hota
Kaash Teacher Se Panga Na Liya Hota
Kaash Ishq Na Kiya Hota
Aur Sabse Behtar To Ye Hota
Kambakht Engineering Hi Na Kiya Hota…….. ….
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Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur….. Papu Pass Ho Gaya….
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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…
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UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,
UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE….
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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge…
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge….
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Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….
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palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!!
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Bahaare kahti hai, aanke char karo.
Magar gharwale kahte hai,
Abhi umar kam hai
pahle M.B.A. pass karo.
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To jitne bal khake paani kinaron se takraya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Jab baarish ki boondo ne dharti ko chooma
Humne zameen par bikharte sitaaro ko paya
Jitne sitaaron ko saawan ne barsaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Fiza ne jab gulshan mein foolo ko mehkaya
to jitani baar mehak ko humnei apni saanson mein paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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baadlon ke peeche se jab
suraj yun muskaya
uski naram kirano se tune
jab zindagi ki Lau (fire) ko jalaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Gulshan ki raahon se jab main guzra
to jitane khushgwaar ehsaaso ko maine kareeb paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Ae kaash ke tu har waqt
Yun hi mere saatjh rahe
Na main kuch kahun
Tu bhi khamosh hi rahe
Bas nazron se nazrein
Isharon mein baatein kahe
Aur dekh kar yun humein
KOI aur deewana bhi yeh kahe
KI AE KHUDA TU YAAD AAYA
AE KHUDA TU YAAD AYA…..
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