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The funny mentality of students:

Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading :D

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My attitude in exams:

My ATITTUDE In Exams.
They Give Me Questi0ns Which i don’t Know.
So…..
I Give Them Answers Which They D0nt Know. ;-)
Tit 4 Tat..:-

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New Exams Pattern:

NEW Xam Pattern::
General Students ::Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

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4 Years Of Study:

4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=)
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If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies:

If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,

Sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!

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Beauty, Freshness and Dreams:

Beauty
Freshness
Dreams
Truth
Imagination
Feeling
Faith
Trust
This Shud Be The Beginning Of The New Semester :->

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I Hereby Declare That Answers:

Student?S Declaration At The End Of Answer Paper. It Reminds Me Of Disclaimer Notices!

I Hereby Declare That Answers Written Above R True 2 The Best Of Mine & My Friend?S Knowledge & I Claim No Responsibility Whatsoever 4 Any Mistakes.

Whatever I Have Written Is Truly Fictitious & Any Resemblance With The Subject Matter Is Purely Coincidental

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After Our Exam:


Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song
Guess.!

?Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)

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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein:

1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein Parhi Ja Sakti Hai?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Month
Prof: 1 Week
Student: Pehle Ye Batao Paper Kab Hai?

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University Ka 1 Student:

University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Par Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade Uthate.

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Papers Ki Roti:

Papers Ki Roti.
Notes Ka Achaar.
Tube Light Ki Kirne.
Questions Ki Bahar.
Teachers Ki Dushmani.
Dostoo Ka Pyaar..So>>
MubaRak Ho AapKo XaMs Ka TehVaaR?
  
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As Long As Learning:

As Long As Learning Is Connected With Earning,

As Long As Certain Jobs Can Only Be Reached Through Exams,

So Long Must We Take This Examination System Seriously.

If Another Ladder To Employment Was Contrived,

Much So-Called Education Would Disappear,

And No One Would Be A Penny The Stupider.

E. M. Forster

 

Santa Banta SMS


No body Cant beat this... 

No body Cant beat this….

Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki……

Agar mai “BORING” hun…….

Toh fir,

Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata…!!:-D

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Great words of 2 gr8 persons…

Great words of 2 gr8 persons:

I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..!


-Abraham Lincon


I don’t need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P-SANTA


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Let the men Permit 2 Enter..

While at d colleg Santa hapnd

2 watch d notice board.

It reads:Invites suggestions 4

d modifiction of Ladies Room.

Santa writes undr-

Let the men Permit 2 Enter

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Frog coudn't jump.

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.

Frog jumped.

He cuts another leg n say JUMP..

It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.

Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,

Frog coudnt jump.

Santa wrote the result of his reserch, “If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF”

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Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen..

Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen

And he is eating the cake i made.

Banta: whom should i call now,

Police or Ambulance?

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Teri biwi mere kabze me hai…

Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi..

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Santa won an English quiz… 

Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:

Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.

Woman chest are Divided.. !

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Dont carry umbrella during rain

Bantas advise:-

Dont carry umbrella during rain


Keep WHISPER on ur head


ye ghanto tak geelepan


ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D


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Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai…

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai

Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai

Jiska Naam India Hai

Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. :-)


Raat Thi So Raat reh Gai


Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai,
Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai,



Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho,
Lab To Meray Khulay Thay Magar Baat Reh Gai,



Mai Haar K Bhi Khush Hoon k Tum Jeet To Gaey,
Qismat Main Meri Maat Thi So Maat Reh Gai,



Daaman Main Kya Rakha Hai Is K Siwa Bas,
Bakhshay Jo Tu Nay Zakhm Wo Soughaat Reh Gai,



Kya Kya Badal Rahay Hain Yahan Mousam Khabar Nahi,
DiL K Nagar Main Raat Thi So Raat reh Gai… )

Ek Raat Howi Barsaat Bohat



""Ek Raat Howi Barsaat Bohat,,,,

""Koi tarpa Sari Raat Bohat,,,,

""Har Gham Tha Zamaanay Ka Lekin,,,,

""Koi Tanha Tha Uss Raat Bohat,,,,

""Phir Aankh Se Ek Saawan Barsa,,,,

""Jab Suba Howi 
  To Khayaal 
  Aaya,,,,

""Woh Baadal Kitna Tanha Tha,,,,

""Jo Barsa Saari Raat Bohat..

Kash k tum mere hote


 !!...Kash k tum mere hote ...!!
!!.....................Aur........................!!
!!......Kash...!!.Ye alfaaz tere hote......!!

Faqat Ek Tum Mere Hote


Faqat Ek Tum Mere Hote Mera Sara Jahan Hota,

Meri Janat Meri Dunia Mera Ye Ashiyaan Hota, 

Bhatakta Youn Na Phirta Main Akele Gham K Gheron Mein, 

Koi Manzil Meri Hoti Koi Naam-o-Nishan Hota, 

Mujhe Ab Yad Aati Hain Teri Chahat Bhari Batain, 

Meri Dunia sanwar Jati Agar Too Meharbaan Hota..!